Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams

The most feminine drink on earth.

Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*

by TweakinFrFr October 14, 2024

Would definitely struggle in historics

Used to comedy effect to describe the fastest of drivers. When describing the most elite pedallers of motorsport. Adding irony of someone so naturally talented losing to motorsport cheats.

Joey was absolutely on it in the wet conditions at the Formula Ford Festival; he would definitely struggle in historics

by HumanWreckingBall November 11, 2024

little buddy strap

A string or fabric used to hold the penis up and out of the way while manscaping the scrotum.

I call the piece of elastic cord I use to hold my dick out of the way while I shave my ball sack my "little buddy strap." Because my penis is my little buddy.

by fidness 1957 November 27, 2024

F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual

A person who is attracted to the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines

I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual

by Fighter jet enthusiast November 29, 2024

salt lake stream engine

Preforming a sexual act on a dehisced surgical site

After she had her arm fixed we were able to try the salt lake stream engine

by Srwat December 23, 2024

Post Jigger Stress Disorder

An offshoot of PTSD. Post Jigger Stress disorder based upon dealing with Jiggers (Niggers and Annoying People with their names beginning with the letter J).

“That man has Post Jigger Stress Disorder after dealing with how annoying James was.”

by Mongolian505 December 29, 2024

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by SassyPirate December 30, 2024