Indiana Deer Strangler

It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.

RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!

by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024

Michigan Wind Strom

When a person blows on a woman's clit and she cumes from the simulation

Justin did a Michigan wind Strom and blew on jen's clit and then she would cum very hard

by Jjettas March 19, 2024

green bubble struggle

A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.

In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”

Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.

by Hyfin Ampersanderson March 30, 2024

Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

Nathan Cock Stracco

He is a half-gremlin half-brute devilish man. He has a large and juicy GYATTT!.

Nathan Cock Stracco is annoying as fuck.

by SniperGaming0127 April 3, 2024

Having a Stroke

The act of jacking off.

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

That's straight

The opposite of "That's gay"

Cool, fun, good,

Can be used to express excitement, or willingness for something. But NOT someone

A: Bro that's so cool
B: Yeah Bro, that's straight

A: That'll be fun
B: Yeah it'll be straight

by anonymous April 6, 2024