Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta

Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms

by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023

ghost post

when you post a instagram flic as if you're somewhere you were before

> omg are you in italy? i saw your post
> naw, i'm just ghost posting, i came back last week

by TGNYC January 16, 2023

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

Post-Hot

Being so ugly you are hot. Ascending past your looks with tattoos, piercings and a good style.

"Pete Davidson looks like a fish, but it's kind of a turn on."
"Yeah Pete Davidson is definitely post-hot."

by Maxwellsfargoe December 4, 2022

post-globalism

An age when everybody's secrets are out because of the Internet and everybody is free to act on that information at will.

Man post-globalism sucks. Everybody's trying to be and look perfect to everybody else when nobody is. The main thing is to learn to be better and try again. It's just beginning!

by Kooyle December 7, 2022

Post Avatar Depression

Depression after ripping energy off of |l @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @JoshPrenot % @TiffTweeeets % @Shivon % @ElonMusk % @ITheyThem %
@RealDonaldTrump % @MelaniaTrump l|

Claire Elise Boucher ripped energy off of |l @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @JoshPrenot % @TiffTweeeets % @Shivon % @ElonMusk % @ITheyThem %
@RealDonaldTrump % @MelaniaTrump l| and is going through a post avatar depression and realizing that there a large lawsuit fine.

by @PaparazziAreRight December 14, 2022