Dude: *gives like, a thousand
dollars to a girl* here
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I
LITERALLY GAVE
SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(
Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.