Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

eBay Showroom

Most retail stores selling electronics. Gives you a chance to see the item and try it out, before buying it on eBay for cheaper

I'm not gonna pay full price for these items, i'm just coming in here because it's an eBay Showroom

by AgentBootman December 9, 2009

bro showers

A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.

I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.

by charlie_sheen March 21, 2011

It showed up on my news feed

What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?

Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...

Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?

Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?

Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.

by smreidy113 December 7, 2010

showerpunt

A quick, silent jerk-off in the shower.

My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt.

by 0xf00d December 10, 2007

hit the showers

A term used when you want someone to leave. Derived from a coach telling his players to 'hit the showers' after the game.

Was mackin' on this slapper, then this hot snatch started given me eyes. Told that slapper to hit the showers and went for better quality punani.

by Davo Brain August 30, 2005

shmower

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around

Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!

by Nick D February 8, 2003