Russian Wistle 

Having a couple (Heterosexual) preform The Russian Wistle, requires the male to stick his dick inside of the girls mouth without having the testicles in her mouth. Then the girl has to tickle the guys balls until he farts. Then the female blows on his dick as hard ass possible.

Guy 1: Bro if you want to rock her world give her the Russian Wistle
Guy 2: Idk man i don’t think we that close.

Guy 1: it’s the first step in finding out if she’s into that freaky stuff or not.

Russian Wistle by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! January 28, 2024

Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.

That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.

Russian traffic cone by BigKJohnson76 February 7, 2024

Russian success 

When a person or system reports as having successfully completed a task, however, it has not actually been successful.

The backup failures are not being reported as failures. They are a Russian success.

Russian success by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024

Russian success 

When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.

A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.

The system is not reporting failed backups as failures. They are Russian successes.

Russian success by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024

Russian Sinkhole

A gaping asshole that can accommodate anything inserted into it

You bro that chick had a Russian Sinkhole

Russian Sinkhole by The Static of Bolt February 20, 2024

Russian Finish

When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.

Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.

Russian Finish by jinlongan February 25, 2024

Russia 

Europe's tyrannical half- mongol cousin. A nation of slaves and masters. The spiritual successor to the Mongol Empire.

It's easy to see how this nation inspired George Orwell to write 1984 . Russia has never been a " normal" European country" . Whether it is now or when they were a totalitarian, Communist country, like North Korea or before that. When for centuries, Russia under the Tsars, was a brutal feudal- style society, with a population comprised almost entirely of serfs ( Basically slaves).

Russia has always been a very extreme country and the Russians have a cultural impulse. Towards adulating all of their "great leaders" (Who for centuries have been perpetually psychotic) to the point of it being weird and creepy. Russia is essentially a 3rd world country with nukes and nobody would care about it, were it not for their imperialism.

As for centuries s they have pursued an aggressive foreign policy.

Based on brutally oppressing any smaller neighbours. So they may add them them to the Russian Empire or rule them as puppets. While they impose their backward, poor, corrupt, authoritarian, civilisation model on them. Several hundreds years worth of this sort of behaviour and many other forms of aggression are why this country is so hated.

Russia is a curse to Europe. It is like a neighbour you wish you never had.

Russia by Johnny35 March 2, 2024