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average Rivals Player

When ever you play the roblox game rivals there will be 12 year old larps who spam the words "ur poor" "show funds" if you call them bad at the game. This what the average rivals player does after they lose to timmy.
John: HAHA EZ win

extortherskintillsherepentstodemons: show funds brokie add me on tele @richeboy420comboss

John: Ur mad get better haha your just the average rivals player
by synthable November 21, 2025
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Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.
I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.
by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026
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The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.
I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.
by Gaychel July 1, 2015
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