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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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millennium falcon punch

A move where you drive the millennium falcon into something
See that! I just won a game of Star Wars Battlefront with my millennium falcon punch skills!
by lolmaster444 March 16, 2020
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Tinder punch

When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
"Dude, I tinder punched this hoe last night!"
by Awedray October 6, 2017
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punch yer cunt in

al punch yer cunt in m8
by blaire n bat August 21, 2010
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suicide punch

You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.
We had a great batch of suicide punch last night because people were dropping like flys!
by sickness April 21, 2018
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swing punch

the ugliest way to punch. It’s a punch were instead of punch straight at the person you swing but just with a fist. A slap but with a fist. A white girls favorite way to fight
“Aye did you see Emily punch that kid! It looked like it hurt Emily’s hand!”

“Right! It was such a swing punch!”
by Themonarchy April 14, 2021
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Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.
I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
by anonymous June 23, 2025
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