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Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus
Last night I was punching the grape for the missus
by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021
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Cunt Punch

(adverb)
when a woman is turned on and her pussy is so thoroughly soaked that she feels she could put it on tap and have someone drink her like hawaiian punch.
examples:
Some bitch was talking shit in math so I leaned over and told her to "shut up and drink my cunt punch"

Bf: damn babe, you're hella wet
Gf: then shut up and drink my cunt punch
*NSFW activities ensue*
by thefuhqbiatch February 28, 2021
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chess-punch

A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.
Kareem was a workplace psychopath who placed great emphasis on the power that he had over situations and others. He had a background spreading democracy throughout old Russia, crazy stories that inferred past involvement with the intelligence community, a deep understanding of how to read others and knew how to use sub-text to alter the perceptions that others had of him, themselves and the situations that they were involved in. He was a scary guy.

Dave - who was new to the business - got off on the wrong foot with Kareem. Kareem was worried that Dave was trying to disempower him. Kareem used manipulative tactics to instil fear in Dave's mind and to out-strategize him - ultimately culminating in a chess-punch that disabled Dave and prevented him from being able to function.
by dave342314 October 10, 2019
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Tweet punch

A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like
Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.
by joecoolthefool August 14, 2018
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Delaware Punch

A fruit-flavored soft drink. Its formula uses a blend of fruit flavors, with grape (Methyl anthranilate) being the most prominent. It is not carbonated and is caffeine-free.
Delaware Punch is named for the Delaware grape cultivar from which its flavor is derived. The grape was first grown in Delaware County, Ohio, and the drink therefore has no affiliation with the state of Delaware.
by SPrice1980 February 13, 2023
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google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"
"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"
by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016
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Pennsylvania Pussy Punch

A fighting technique made by early colonizers of America. You get down on one knee and do a rising punch aimed at the vagina, your fist and arm going inside. Masters of this technique could get all the way in to the elbow.
"Did you hear? The State Fair is having a Pennsylvania Pussy Punch competition! Whoever can punch the deepest gets 1000 dollars!"
by Pearl is the Girl January 10, 2022
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