Tom Arnold

A Kind Caring young lad, who rages at fifa every time he loses, he also plays lumber tycoon with his sad friends

This Tom Arnold dude, he scammed me on Lumber Tycoon

by Reuban Tool October 31, 2019

Tom C

A really hot guy that gets mega pussy and all the bitches love him.

He makes any girl wet when he walks in the room

Girl 1: Wow, that guys so hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, my pussy is so wet right now
Girl 1: Same.
Girl 2: I think its Tom C

by Big Daddy Cock Blocker August 3, 2024

Tom Holland

A really sweet person!
Oh yeah and also he is spider-man.

Tom Holland is funny.

by help_me01 February 7, 2019

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

Tom

What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!

“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”

by Rmorgen February 5, 2024

Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.

"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

Tom Strangio

Torm Stragnio is super cool, this is the type of guy who would not survive without a morning coffee! (the type of guy who always has a morning coffee) Don't speak to him until his had his morning coffee

Don't talk to me, I'm Tom Strangio Right now.

by Definition-Master21 August 23, 2022