tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

tom dodd

A tom dodd is in my playstation party right now and as he is reading this he is thinking who put this ... turns out it was joe

some use tom dodd in a sentence by saying tom dodd is gay

by itz_joe mamma March 10, 2021

tom

tom

tom

by namealreadytakenlol March 18, 2021

Toms Crime

a epic person. super swaggy and poggers. very very cool, just like xCatverse

yo! you are really epic! you are just like Toms Crime!!!

by Frog Lady ig March 20, 2021

Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021

Tom

Fucking hot male with a giant cock and carries a big load

Girl1:"holy shit tom looks so hot"
Girl2:"i know i want him so bad"
Girl3:"i sucked his cock last night, it was really big"

by Tommy_Gun2100 March 21, 2021

Tom-a-toe

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021