bone collector

n. A female who has children with multiple men.

Crystal is on her third baby from a different man. That hoe is a bone collector.

by Honestjane843 April 13, 2024

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schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

by Arashmin May 20, 2010

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Tank Bone

A big dump.

Dude, I busted a grumpy and then dropped a tank bone. I flt much better.

by metadog August 12, 2010

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Rubber Bones

When you feel so tired or relaxed that your bones feel like rubber/jello, and all you can do is just wiggle (kinda like those balloon guys at the front of a car dealership)

Guy One: Hey man, why tf you wiggling like that?
Guy Two: Oh sorry, I got Rubber Bones

by MeatGrease September 05, 2021

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luxury bones

Another word for teeth, since they are not covered by your regular health insurance (like every other part of your body is) and instead you must have a "dental insurance" policy specific to them to continue enjoying them. Hence, luxury bones.

According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying

by Pic889 June 18, 2022

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