beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 06, 2020
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Beat ass

When you lose a fight or when you beat someone in a fight.
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two beats

An amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube. The guy that runs the channel is awesome! Subscribe to the two beats today!!
"Did you see that new two beats cover?"
"YEAHH it's awesome! 😎✌🏻"
by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023
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Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.
I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.
by greenlan July 29, 2018
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beat you broke

To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.
Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.

Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”
by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020
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beat it & boogie

friend : so what happened with you & o girl last night?

me : we smashed

friend : you gonna see her again?

me : she ain't been answering my texts i think she just hit me with the "beat it & boogie" 😭
by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 13, 2024
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Beating the dime

A prison slang for a person who jacks off looking at women.
by Gotaday May 29, 2017
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