While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 06, 2020
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by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023
A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.
by greenlan July 29, 2018
To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.
by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020
friend : so what happened with you & o girl last night?
me : we smashed
friend : you gonna see her again?
me : she ain't been answering my texts i think she just hit me with the "beat it & boogie" 😭
me : we smashed
friend : you gonna see her again?
me : she ain't been answering my texts i think she just hit me with the "beat it & boogie" 😭
by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 13, 2024
Dude was beating the dime on her.
by Gotaday May 29, 2017