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(1).The sparring of any number of men with their penises.

(2). similar to a pissing contest, although the elemental differences being that the win is not decided solely upon the length of emission or the puddle left behind, common factors in a win, but also on how much cock-blocking is done by each sparring mate, and, of course, penis size
(1)."whoa, dude. wouldya look at that fagspar over there? Dudes are not frigging around"

(2)."you all are pissing on my leg fagsparring around my fucking party like that; not to mention you're cockblocking every motherfucker in here slappin it off like that"

Being too drunk often leads to males (and sometimes females) fagsparring. Drama often causes a lot of fagsparrery, also.
fagspar by Dankesthours182 October 5, 2010
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Fagstard 

Simply a gay man (fag) who is a bastard. Used by gay men who are really angry.
fag
bastard
Damn but that guy is a real fagstard.
Fagstard by mikalinatl July 5, 2009
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Fagparty 

(Noun) A group of at least three underdeveloped males who often appear on sites like Chatroulette so they can project their inner most sexual desires on unsuspecting targets who visit these sites in a futile effort to meet interesting people.
Billy's friends strongly encouraged him to use Chatroulette to meet interesting people, but once he got on, all he was met with was one fagparty after another.
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Darren is a total fagspaz!
fagspaz by goaway1 December 21, 2008
The star homosexual of all clics.
Or someone acting extremely gay.
Boy that Troy Aikman can chuck the ball a hundred miles and he likes penis. What a fagstar!

Hey fagstar, stop typing in all caps.
fagstar by Fartaholic January 7, 2009
whenever somebody sends you a really shitty email/text about stuff that wont ever concern you,like a very shitty joke or a message telling you forward to atleast 10 people.
Alan:Boy,You're gonna love this new joke i texted you.
Bob: Alan ,Stop Sending me fagspam!

Fagstard 

1. Fagstard: someone who is a faggot and bastard at the same, usually to spare yourself the time to call someone both words you just use Fagstard instead.

2. Not necessarily a gay person but a really annoying person that wont just leave you alone after declining politely eg bellboy, waiters asking for tips, email spammers etc

3. A homophobe. since there is zero reason to be homophobic. A homophobic person is definitely a closet faggot and a bastard at the same time.

See examples below:
1. Me: I called my roommate a bastard faggot (fagstard) last year and later apologised to him months later.

2. Emmanuel: I unsubscribed these guys from my mailing list but somewhere they still send me spam emails.
Me: fagstards! I have several of them also!!

3. Me: yo, I heard gay men are killed in Iraq by ISIS guys.
My reflection: such hilarity! Homophobes at day, fagstards at night!
Fagstard by DavidandIsaac December 16, 2020
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