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The golden age of America

"The golden age of America begins right now."
-Donald J. Trump
January 20, 2025
by nb21-rz2k January 28, 2025
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Golden compass

A well endowed white gin jockey that thinks he is God's gift to black women but sadly is far from it....
I scored with that golden compass from the club last night, worst 2 minutes of my entire night.
by TheRealAustralians August 18, 2021
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golden garden

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position
by ACloser December 12, 2017
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Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
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golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean
After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities
by David Gary David June 19, 2018
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Golden Shower

The thing bob likes her to do in bed because he is a kinky mofucka
“Bob the donut is a kinky mofuka who likes getting golden showers
by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020
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Golden latte

A golden shower but the perpetrator also spits a foamy wad on the receiver afterwards (could be actual spit or jizz).
A golden shower is nice but a golden latte is better.
by Yuhville August 23, 2021
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