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College

Okay, college is probably one of the most overrated things in American culture. And please don’t lie and say that the vast majority of people go there for serious education. Many people just party there, but of course they probably won’t admit it and say that they want to get a bachelors in psychology or whatever. For some reason we apparently live in this messed up culture where someone who doesn’t go to college is seen as intellectually inferior, even if they aren’t in nearly as much debt, and actually make a decent amount of money (e.g. an electrician).
Again, some people may not want to admit this. But you probably know it’s true.
College is overrated.

Whether you want to admit it or not, it seems like for many people going to college nowadays is less about getting serious education and more about going there due to social pressure from parents, American culture, and/or to make an excuse to party a lot.

Of course, people probably don’t want to admit that, but I honestly think it’s true.

But apparently some Americans care way too much about their social status, so maybe they’ll abuse college and use it as a flex.

Like this:

Alex: I went to University at Buffalo.

Sam (who’s from an upper middle class white suburban family): I went to Yale. LOOK AT ME I’M SO SPECIAL AND SMART!!!

Alex: (might be secretly jealous, but probably because we live in the USA, going to college is a bragging right to show how “smart you are”, even if you’re a terrible person. So Alex keeps quiet).
by EccentricCookie123 July 2, 2023
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Munro College

This is an all boy school located in St. Elizabeth and also a school that captures the hearts of st hughs girls as they are rich, hot, rich, hot, charming, rich and hot.
Half of them are said to be gyalists but still no one cares.
Girl: OMG LOOK HE'S SO HOT I BET HE'S FROM MUNRO COLLEGE.
Boy: He's a gyalist though...
Girl: AND?!?!
by imoutherelivingtho January 26, 2022
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oakton community college

A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also

lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.

They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it

one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
Guy one (that's probably a tranny): I go to oakton community college

sucks to suck
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
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British International college

Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case
Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders

Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that
by nugzda51st July 6, 2025
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newman college

a school in churchlands, perth in western australia, this school has mixed emotions, sometimes very including and accepting of you, but sometimes it could be worse than facebook after an episode of game of thrones
wow! he is like newman college
by JK Y THO? May 13, 2016
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Hope valley college

A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling
Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer”
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Wendell krinn techincal high and the college

This school is full of a bunch of fags, you have some smart people most are redneck gay fags. If you go here your surrounded by a bunch of emo's this school is the worst of all
you goto Wendell krinn techincal high and the college where all the gays are die
by tristian mosberg April 29, 2022
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