Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
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