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Apple

Idk but it taste like 💩
by Idkbutilikechickennuggies July 10, 2022
mugGet the Applemug.

apple

its a flipng fruit how the hell dont you know what fruit is
aperraently you have no apples down there
by i cup June 6, 2018
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apple

apple
by maria grace January 16, 2021
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Apple

The size of my dick
Person 1. How big is it
Person 2. The size of and apple

Person 1. So small and round?
Person 2. Yes
by Mike200869420 January 31, 2022
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stapple apple

man 1: hey stapple apple
man 2: hey tigression
by penis man strikes again June 20, 2022
mugGet the stapple applemug.

Apple

An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.

(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)
Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.
by Darth Meme November 24, 2019
mugGet the Applemug.

pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.
I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.
by iSmithy November 2, 2019
mugGet the pat the applemug.

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