trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them

“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”

by Toby magenta January 3, 2022

snake drift

snake drift is sliding a penis across anything, like a face, table , carpet, etc.

Guy1: "Yo, I snake drifted across Brittany face last night"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"

by Syndicatelive24 January 27, 2021

Snake

Someone who is fake and does things they have talked badly about before

Avery is such a snake!! He told Roland about his girlfriend trouble before he told his best friends!

by bellybai May 21, 2018

Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!

by JBlaze88 December 12, 2008

Silent Snake

When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in

Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: You’ve just been silent snaked

by silent snakes July 27, 2019

snakes

a group of people who probably talk shit :) (aka the original snakes)

They're such snakes
*hiss*
here they come

by pineapplesandstrawberries March 27, 2017