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No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
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Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top

If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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