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potato

otatop is backwards for potato
no its a musical band you fucking dumbass
by wawakook August 6, 2023
mugGet the potatomug.

Stinky Potato

The act of shitting into a used condom and leaving it on display in someone's home.
Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.
by Brozac August 24, 2017
mugGet the Stinky Potatomug.

cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.
Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled
by datstudentlife April 18, 2016
mugGet the cotch potatomug.

admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
mugGet the admiral's potatomug.

Potato

Be a potato.

Hard outside, but soft inside.
by POTATO00 October 7, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta
I want some pasta potato bitches !
by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021
mugGet the Pasta potato bitchesmug.

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.
Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.
by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017
mugGet the Choke on a potatomug.

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