mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.

I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.

by RememberYourOpinionIsValid October 23, 2015

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Mother Taeraesa

My mother. Your mother. Our mother. He is the most slay queen pussy boss ever to walk on this barf planet Earth. He has the voice of an angel but makes me feel a way that would send me to hell. No one has ever slayed the house down more than him. His voice makes me forget any sin I have ever committed. I WANT MY MOTHER TO SING ME A LULLABY AND TUCK ME IN TO BED !NOW!

Mother Taeraesa is the light of this world and no one makes me feel the pop the way he does.

by hamy mamdy June 8, 2024

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Ur brother a mother

"Ur brother a mother" is a step up from ur dad lesbian. Every time these magic words are said, we as a species traverse deeper into the he'll hole known as extinction.

Assmeister43 : ur mom gey
Kermit_1h3_D: ur dad lesbian
Assmeister43: no u, ur brother a mother

*kermit's house would explode, killing him, and any family inside*

by Waus June 11, 2018

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mother fugder!!!!!!!!!

if you have a virgin mouth and and your parents, friends, or any jacked up bitch messes with you say this until your ready to not be a baby.

bitch: hey. dude. that outfit is sooo ugly.

you: shut up stuck up snob! what the fugde! I'm going slap you, you mother fugder!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( slap and cat fight after that)

by im a secret 098 September 14, 2010

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