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A Russian Gamer

A digital Cossack in a sacred Adidas tracksuit, specializes in brutally hard games as a form of patriotic suffering, communicates solely through strategic screams and a sudden deadly silence

The Saint Petersburg variant is a melancholic intellectual, achieves the same lethal results but does so while philosophically despairing over the architecture in Escape from Tarkov

Ultimately just wants to be left alone to grow potatoes in Minecraft
1: You've been quiet all game, everything okay?
2: I am preparing to babushka you.
1: ???
2: "To babushka" – to surprise an enemy with a perfectly cooked potato grenade while wearing a headscarf. It's a pro Escape from Tarkov strat.
1: Oh. So you're not actually—
2: No. I am just fulfilling my destiny as A Russian Gamer. Now go sit in corner and think about your poor life choices. Cyka.
by Czeszka January 6, 2026
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The russian glove

When you dip your hand in dogshit, and shove it up your girlfriends ass.
Sorry Jessica can't answer the phone right now, I'm giving her a The russian glove.
by dennis_the_menace2 January 12, 2026
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PULLING A RUSSIAN

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND COLDLY AND OBJECTIVELY CHEATS ON OR DUMPS YOU FOR A RICHER GUY.
DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOUR MOM HAS ANY MONEY IS CAUSE SHE ENGAGED IN PULLING A RUSSIAN ON HER HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART TO MARRY YOUR DAD.
by DEEMIN SEED September 6, 2011
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The Tactical Russian

(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.
I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.
by HylianPanda February 22, 2014
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double handed russian

Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously
My nobs throbbin, I'm going home for a double handed russian.
by Thystephen May 15, 2016
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Kickball with Russians

Sean Stavert definitely plays Kickball with Russians
by Billings722 October 2, 2016
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Italian Blind Russian

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian
by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018
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