Potato

A vegetable that you eat after you cook.

Usually used in dinners but you could have it for lunch.

You shouldn’t eat a raw potato but you probably did anyway.

by Potato king lord Potato July 25, 2022

Potato Angel

A very attractive bald woman.

The "potato" part of the name is in reference to the smoothness and shape of her bald head.

I'd fuck the shit out of that potato angel

by GlazeDiver December 30, 2024

Bene Potato

Bene Potato is a potato what did you expect?

Your are a Bennett. I am offended I am a Bene potato

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Tram potato

The person who intentionally pretends to be asleep on a train just to avoid social interactions.

– Hey, u see that guy? I'm almost 100% sure he's not sleeping—he closed his eyes and lie head down when he saw the other guy getting inside and approaching him.
– Classic, tram potato.

by not-potato October 7, 2021

potato

The awesomest thing in the world, everyones favorite veggie. It is a veggie.

The answer to life is not 42, it is potatoes!

by Nikplaysgames [YT] May 13, 2016

toe potatos

Accumulated skin and dirt particles found between the toes.

"the nurse had to wash my toe potatos because I haven't been able to reach my feet in the shower for months"

by redleftie January 12, 2016

Potato

1. (n) a starchy tuber vegetable of the solanaceae family of angiosperms

2. (adj) of poor quality, usually pertaining to electronics

1. "I prefer butter on my baked potato."

2. "That's some potato video quality, fam."

by Sources943 December 25, 2019