Pissed The Fuck Off

What I am right now

Fuck man, I'm Pissed The fuck off, FUCK

by BROWNSss May 29, 2010

Salty Piss Flaps

very accurate depiction of the vagina

that girl pisses so much, she's got salty piss flaps cuz of it.

by JT April 25, 2005

Mario Kart pissed

1. A notably sever and predictable reaction to various exchanges and interactions between gamers and the popular Nintendo 64 game ‘Mario Kart'; where cursing, racial slurs and ‘chucking’ of controllers are often and uncontrollably used as the body’s natural, emergency means to alleviate stress buildup as well as the swelling of blood vessels in the neck/face/head. Side effects can include loss of friendships, bleeding from the eyes, broken toes and in severe cases, ‘sharting’.

2. A similar level of rage caused by any situation.

"What's up with Dallas? I've never seen him so angry."

"Yeah, he's Mario Kart pissed."

by ActionRick May 1, 2010

Pissing in my ear

1.A phrase used to admonish someone when you know they are outright lying to you to try to get over on you.

2.Thinly veiled line of BS aimed at fooling someone who you think is less intelligent then you are.

Quit pissing in my ear mother fucker, I already know what happened.

That fool is straight pissing in your ear and telling you it's raining.

by ninjoe January 20, 2009

pissing out of the head

When somebody sweats so profusely, there is no need to take a piss because all of the fluids come out of the head as sweat.

"Michael was in so bad of shape, even the most easiest of tasks made him to start pissing out of the head."

by Mr. Heskey September 18, 2005

Piss n walk

When walking between party to party or bar to bar and you need to urinate and you can't afford to stop to and you urinate while you keep moving. Situations that call for a piss n walk are when you don't want to miss a ride and your friends won't wait for you, or you are in a crowded city and want to seem like you are just walking, while you actually are urinating. Advanced piss n walkers usually use a side step directionally urinating to one side as to not walk into their own piss.

Yo, I can't find a bathroom and there are too many people to stop and pee on a tree, so I don't look while I piss n walk.

by B. Hi! May 16, 2010

pissed up slapper

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.

"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."

by junkietown May 25, 2009