Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

by eliball June 21, 2013

busier than stink on a bum's nut sack

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.

Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!

by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015

softer than the fur on a new born colt

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.

Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.

by get gettin November 18, 2015

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

run a piece on a girl

To run a piece on a girl can mean one of two things: to have sex with a girl in exchange for money, drugs, or whatever they decide to exchange.

To run piece on a girl can also mean: to con or steal from her in plain sight without her knowledge, especially if she is in debt to someone

I'll hit you up later but first I have to run a piece on a girl who needs some Boi or tonight, but she don't have any money.

by Nikstixx January 1, 2017