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Josh Callard

A typical dick who you would like to punch in face. Then chop off his dick and shove it up his ass untill it come out his mouth. He can be compared to emo Hitler. Also the type of person who changes their sexuality ever 5 seconds. The type of person who backstabs friends and forces them to still be fucking friends. He is truly a bitch ass anal cunt. (He is also really transphobic)
For example:fucking hell dude don't be such a josh callard.
by Josh callard February 27, 2019
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Josh

The character Josh is The best in bed has a the best dick u have ever had and sexy they like lots likes led,s and fast things all said And done the best in bed

What a great guy so funny end caring but knows how to party and get it on
Josh was at my place last night and it was the best experience ever
by Grant 2.0 January 27, 2021
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josh pieters

Josh is the ginger one from the buttercream squad and uses his friends joe sugg ,casper lee and others for views on youtube
you know josh pieters the crusty orange one who uses his mates for clout
by thatbitchy May 2, 2020
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Josh

Is a generaly nice guy however at times often says his mothers naem during sex. other than that josh's are the second bet people out there with great comebacks and good roasts however josh's often have small dicks
Veronica:Hey Josh gave it to me last night
Bianca:ha thats pathetic his dick is so small
Veronica: Dont talk about my josh like that he cant control his dick size
by xXxVenomxXx October 16, 2018
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Josh

when your mother is hot and everyone at school wants to be with her
"your such a josh"
"sorry for having sex with your mom your just a josh its what i have to do"
by https://gmail.com January 25, 2022
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Josh

Josh
a sweet , tall, blonde kid. He is the greatest person you will ever meet, you just don't realize it until you guys start to talk. Josh is the type of person that will always be there for you no matter what, even if you think he is not. you guys may have rough patches here and there but he wont let you slip away. He is the type to only say " I Love You' to remind you that he does, and that he doesn't pass those 3 words around as a joke. He is a lovely person to hang out with. Once you guys start to hang out, you'll never stop hanging out with him. He is literally the best kisser ever. Once you kiss him, there's no going back, you'll just want kiss him more. Being in his arms is the best feeling ever, you feel protected and loved, and cared for. Other girls are in love with him and you may think he loves them too, but he's really only looking at you. Josh is the best person ever, so keep him and don't let him go.
girl 1: Josh is amazing!
girl 2: I KNOW!
by princessunicorncandy October 25, 2019
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josh

Josh is kind caring loyal and understanding

he's a pure goofball half of the time but a genuine friend most of the time
He will bore you with history facts and rost you on minecraft like theres no tomorrow
But when it comes down too it he’ll trade his diamond sword to hang with his friends everyday

Your my best friend josh

Signd (fox)
josh give me back my bottle /josh give it back/josh don't kill me with that rusty knife kill me with this one/
by (fox) November 22, 2020
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