Cobra Dad

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.

by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

where dad went

Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now

where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk

by urboredinschool May 24, 2022

Dad strength

Young bucks could never

Dad strength taking on the world one arm wrestle at a time

by JayC. December 6, 2023

Dad

He hasn't come back yet

My dad left to get milk

by i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l January 12, 2022

Dad

You wanted to google your dad's name but it wasn't funny enough so you went on the urban dictionary. TOO BAD. IT'S still not funny.

Dad: hi son
Son: Dad, what's for dinner?

by whyareallthenamesusedalready November 19, 2020

summer dad

Someone who’s in a adulterous relationship with another persons mom during the summer. In places such as a house, a car, dollar general, etc.

Summer dad works at dollar general. Logan’s mom is with summer dad.

by Dgm December 18, 2018

dad

..........not here

no dad

by 56536 December 11, 2023