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by Yourdadisgoneontiktok May 20, 2022
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where dad went

Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now
where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk
by urboredinschool May 24, 2022
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Dad Rope

Damn son, did you see those huge dad ropes he shot on her back??
by Omniimpotent May 24, 2022
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Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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Alam no dad

Fartherless child,no friends,emo,obsessed with. Abrar,deppresed,family left him ,poor,homless hass to give money go him,trash,Pakistani scammer
by Boy_with_dad May 25, 2022
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Dad

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Definition:DAD.ERROR
by Xakez May 25, 2022
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Ur dad

Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him
by anonymous May 25, 2022
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