al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.

Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)

by Miguel March 20, 2004

Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration

She stump blocked me

by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

Reverse Block

Reverse Block-
The reverse block is a type of cricket shot, which is not used very often.

The reverse block is only used in a rare moment when the bowler is a noob or you are a extremely good batter.

The reverse block is when the batter is blocking but is reversed at the moment of impact.

Cricket

Reverse Block

Noobs

Not often

Lad

by Lad007 March 2, 2014

Block Seven

Block seven are an ultras group based in Edinburgh Scotland supporting the team Hibernian. With their theme song (Players by coi leray) they aspire to bring an electric atmosphere to Easter road. WE H8 OLLY MOONEY

UB member: Block seven are coming
Other UB member: oh no we need to run now

by Freddy heron June 13, 2024