Apple

A retarded fruit. Not a single fuck on this planet likes apples.
And why the fuck are you searching up what apples man.

“Why did my mom give me apples in my lunchbox!?”

by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018

Apple

Ummmmm an apple is a big red fruit. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP!!!! It’s a juicy red small fruit, DUMB BOOTY!!!

Me: “Do you want an apple?”

Person: “ what is that?”
Me very disappointed: “......”

by Helen herhandez December 1, 2018

Apple

You actual idiot how do you not know what the hell an APPLE is. dummy

wtf happened in your childhood..who made you like this. its a APPLE my guy, a APPLE

by ewvikkilmao December 1, 2018

Apple

A company that says features from 4 years ago are "new and exciting" They're also a company that overcharges for products similar to a potato knowing people (mostly basic white chicks) will buy it

Person:I see you're using an Apple product
Basic White Chick: Yeah its better than your phone even though I have no evidence to back it up

by SouljaBoiiii December 9, 2018

Apple

A great name that is very unusual! Persons with this name are usually badass and can get on your nerves but they appreciate their friends a lot and they love sports! They usually have tan skin and they’re blessed with lots of freckles <3

look! That’s Apple!

Isn’t that a fruit?
Nooo it can also be a name!

by WAIFUIGI October 10, 2018

apple smacks

A joke in context to the honey smacks joke

You:Hey Billy ya want some apple smacks?
Billy:Yeah sure
You:*smacks* there you go

by Rider349 October 25, 2018

Apple

A company that wants all your money

Apple
Tim Cook: We want all your money

by Grimstone (The Demon Wolf) October 30, 2018