Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

apple

synonim for fucky fucky sucky sucky

apple swallows

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Apple

Checking

"Are you an apple?"

by Checki March 21, 2017

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019

Apple cheats

A cheat provider for many games like fortnite and call of duty. Most likely pasted

1: Do you use apple cheats?
2: No, that sh*t is pasted

by WhyDoIHaveToSignUpForThis March 24, 2023

Appling

Someone possessing a repeated pattern of lying and using pathological narcissistic tendencies to control conquests. Keeps conquests in isolation to prevent being found out. Flaunts money to make up for other vast deficiencies. Prefers nonverbal communication and herbal remedies to help justify actions.

Rick can't seem stop lying to women, what an Appling.

by little richard tuna king December 6, 2021

the apple guy

it's a guy named Craig Federighi.he is running and acting he have 10000000000000000000000000 aura and rizz until someone want to see his apple pencil

P1:Samsung SAM is better!!!!
P2:Nah,the apple guy is better.

by APPLE WASIN July 5, 2024