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An Andre is always number 1 at Spicy Uno. He will charm you with his mouth full of metal, and his understandable financial advise. You will always find him posting on social media trying to be something he is not…and makes unforgettable TikToks.
Can you believe Andre? He beat me again at Spicy Uno….
Andre by Chewch777 November 23, 2021
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Andre by Nyeesh November 23, 2021
Andreas is an extremely unique name for men. The reason why it’s so unique and rare is because it was actually illegal to name your kid Andreas. It was illegal because it is believed to be a name of ancient Gods and Kings, and when given the name Andreas you are more likely to succeed than others, and you will most likely be very beautiful. These advantages has caused problems in society because it is actually proven by several research reports and experiments that the name does in fact give you God like abilities and enormous benefits in life. It has now become legal to name your kid Andreas, but it’s still fround upon.. Especially in Norway, where the name seem to provide more benefits and qualities.
I wish you could be more like an Andreas
I once dated someone called Andreas
I would love to make you look more like an Andreas
Oh, I’ll have an Andreas please
Andreas by Not Andreas November 23, 2021
Best personality. Best hair. Best taste in music. Hilarious. Billionaire. Kind. Gorgeous. Stunning. Give me some of that.
Wow that Andrei Buna is everything and more. Let me get sum of that Andrei Buna.
Andrei by Andrei Buna November 23, 2021

Andreas Christensen 

An amazing and underrated defender that plays for Chelsea and gets less credit cause he plays under the terrorist named Tucheliban. Has no weaknesses and is the best ball playing centre back in premier league history.
Chelsea fan: "Wait, what? Andreas Christensen has 42 clean sheets in his last 52 games? That's insane!"

Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."
Andre is a male who is most commonly reffered to as 'Cute'. Doesnt Like to fight because there would be no point in winning a battle that shouldnt have happened His Good Looking Attributes Make Andre Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed are the holy grail of the twentieth century. He isnt much for Romace but he sure knows how to steal a girl from someone. He's a smart man who enjoys messing with people. He Has Strong Intentions For Making Friends And An Amazing Talent For The Arts (Literature, Music, instruments, and painting). Whenever he finds a mating partner he will find simple way he will care for his girl above most things. Andre is a one of a kind person who should not be given up for. You will not meet more than one Andre in your life.
'Wow That Andre Fellow Was Really Cute! I Wish I Had His Number!'
Andre by Fun Person November 23, 2021
Andreas is a very smart but lazy person he is good a mobile games and descent and console and pc. He is usually rich. He is also the gayest person around. He plays fortnite and roblox.
Person 1:Look at that fat cunt!
Person 2: Must be an Andreas!
Andreas by Milkywaterbed November 23, 2021