Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

Min May Sat Pat

This is the burmese word meaning "Hello". It's a good word to introduce yourself to others.

Guy 1: "Min May Sat Pat"
Guy 2: "Oh Min May Sat Pat, I'm fine"

by anonymous December 7, 2023

17 th May

World Levi appreciation day, everyone must hail to Levi and send over gifts to him.

17 th May

by Mr Saint December 10, 2023

May 22nd 2009

if you were born on may 22nd 2009....skibidi toilet or fanum tax rizzler in ohio?

Kuro - When were you born?
Goober - May 22nd 2009
Kuro - KILL YOURSELF

by Zorble!!! December 12, 2023

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

May 8

People born on this day are the weirdest and dont have any friends and have really bad breath always. They are a bucket dipper and a half .

Ewww they were def born on may 8th.

by mommybaby April 5, 2023

Mayed

Mayed is a person who can always bring a smile to your face and make you laugh whenever you feel sad. He is naturally funny and knows how to light up every room he walks into.

“you know Mayed? yeah he’s the best!”

by anonymous April 5, 2023