Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

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surface level thought daughter

A girl who believes she is introspective and philosophical but isn’t. She believes that she thinks deeper and cares more than others but in reality is a normal girl who refuses to accept that truth.

“She thinks she knows more than everyone else but she is a surface level thought daughter”

by Niche thought daughter March 6, 2025

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

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don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.

was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something

by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025

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Nigga you thought!

When you're expecting something typical, but the completely unexpected happens instead.

"I can beat his ass. He 5'4 and im 6'1 225lbs"

*said ass beater gets his ass beat*

the actual ass beater: NIGGA YOU THOUGHT!

by thvniggv March 30, 2025

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Concepts of Thoughts and Prayers

A sarcastic quip usually made by American liberals and those on the left side of the political spectrum to ridicule Trump supporters and MAGA loyalists suffering from misfortune as a result of their vote. It's a reference to the second 2024 Presidential Debate, wherein Donald Trump claimed he had "concepts of a plan" to replace The Affordable Care Act, despite having planned to abolish it for more than 8 years.

"Every Florida House Republican votes against extending FEMA funding"
Well, concepts of thoughts and prayers for Florida.

"These tariffs jacking up prices are gonna kill me! I voted to deport all the migrants and keep men out of women's restrooms, not this!"
I'm sorry, my concepts of thoughts and prayers go out to you.

by NuNu Boo Boo April 6, 2025

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