Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

Touching Money

Touching money

touching money

by Sussyposter January 9, 2023

Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.

If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.

by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022

Dark Money

1.) What the the rulers of this world. I e. Authorities, Police, 1st responders use to secretly fund illegal or questionable activities.

2.) Cash, Crypto tokens, Cheques.

Dark money is secretly financing bad behaviour.

by 20/20 Vision Reality March 29, 2024

Money day

Money day is when money grows from trees, money falls from the sky and when you don't need to pay for ANYTHING!

Girl-What the why is the whole mall packed!?
Boy 1- it's money day stupid!
Girl-Huh?
Boy 2- Money day ,You don't need to pay for anything
Girl- YEEEEEEEEEEEES

by bElLa whatever June 11, 2021

Cash money

When you drive a chevrolet movie theater

"Interior Crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater"
"Wow that is so Cash money"

by Xxx_Yoloboy_xxX November 25, 2019