man weld

The act of ejaculating on a girls eyes so that she can't open them because you man welded them shut.

Shutup! Lest I shall manweld your eyes shut!

by Drew October 3, 2003

man flan

Man flan is another term for man pudding, man juice, or semen.

would you like to sample my man flan?

by priestofb October 26, 2004

man friendly

A term describing a woman who DOES NOT do the things that drive men crazy. She doesn't do things like:
take 3 hours to get ready
always guilts you into buying jewelry
make you dance
doesnt let you hang out with your
friends
etc.

Anna is really man friendly. It only took her 35 seconds to get ready before we left!

by Enigma March 23, 2004

Man Mammaries

Big Flappy Man Boobs bologna tits

You fat fuck, your man mammaries are so hugantic.

by Shithooks April 17, 2004

man-pipe

Male sexual organ. Penis

Lewis smokes man-pipe. (Gives blow jobs)

by Rick December 23, 2003

yes man

Someone who always agrees with authority and does what he's told.

I've worked here longer, but Jim he got promoted because he's a brown-nosing yes man.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Elephant Man

1. Stage name of Joseph Carey Merrick (1862-90), a man afflicted with two diseases, neurofibromatosis I and Proteus Syndrome, which made his body puff out into a series of tumours that deformed his face, head and one side of his lower body. (Often incorrectly thought to have had elephantiasis). Lived as a circus freak for some time before attracting the attention of British higher society. Died in a tragic attempt to sleep flat on his back at the age of 27; his massive head dislocated his neck. The subject of a biopic in 1980, directed by David Lynch.

2. Any social pariah, anyone seen as monstrous.

The Elephant Man's skeleton has been removed from public view.

After the incident with Hannah's microwave oven, she sees me as an Elephant Man.

by Fearman February 10, 2008