The Night King

When you ejaculate onto someone covering them from head to toe then stand over top of them with an aerosol can and lighter and attempt to burn them only to see that they have been unscathed.

Candace and I tried to take our sex up a notch... I totally gave her The Night King and she loved it.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

King's Law

When a man is discussing anything with a female feminist, as the conversation continues, the probability of the feminist accusing the man of "mansplaining" approaches 1. This is especially true online.

A: "How'd the conversation about your research go with Carole?"
B: "She said "Jesus, thanks professor," and then invoked King's Law."
A: "As expected."

by Bealz April 6, 2019

King Colin

King Colin is usually a 40 to 50 year old man that has hobbies such as whipping kids, cooking fish soup, and playing table tennis with one of his three slaves (Calum,libby and ellen) most people will typically find king Colin around younger children that he would like to abuse and touch. Colin is also a taker to dogs and has often been accused of beastiality

AHH king Colin has awoken

Or
Callum

by King colin April 16, 2019

The Lion King

A film about a monkey carrying a baby lion to the sky on a ledge

GF: Hey what did you watch?
Me: The Lion King, its about a monkey carrying a baby lion on the top a ledge

by Lm36 August 16, 2019

king pen

To run business, usually illegal, from prison.

My uncle is a king pen

by Cilli9717 December 13, 2017

Burger King

That place where you and your girlfriend used to eat fried potatoes in a soda cup and a shitty slice of hershey's pie while touching each other private parts when no one was there to watch you couple of horny fucks

Him: yo I'm hungry and horny
Her: Burger King?
Him: y e s

by PlasticLover69 March 2, 2020

Simp King

The king of all simps, this title is currently held by Flynap also known as Mekrik, Bekrik. He is one of the biggest influencers in the world and has gigantic army of simps which he commands. He is Tier 3 sub to most of the Twitch girl streamers.

Oh ! Do you see this man ? Is it ? NOOO ! IT CAN'T BE HIM !? Its Mekrik, the simp king.

by FlieNapp123 September 10, 2020