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video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.
Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."
by Slamberelli July 28, 2017
mugGet the video horsemug.

Horse housing

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.
Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!
by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023
mugGet the Horse housingmug.

Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
mugGet the Decapitated Golden Horsemug.

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating
Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.
by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016
mugGet the two horse saloonmug.
“Get your little horse out of the rain” is an expression used towards to someone that is cocky or just to say to someone give up on something you know is impossible to happen
M - Hey, please go out with me, im desperate.
S - Go getting your little house out of the rain, bitch, not even in your dreams.

O - You are such a slut…
H - WOWOWOWOWOW get your little horse out of the rain, you dont know anything about me
by Veerah September 1, 2021
mugGet the Get your little horse out of the rainmug.

whore on a horse

when a female believes she is of higher social stature than others. most likely has a god complex and a case of re-occurring herpes. Also is known to have certain sexual tendencies. the female could be of any age, from playground days up to college.
Who does dat bitch think she is, she a whore on a horse.
by YADHS March 14, 2011
mugGet the whore on a horsemug.

horse cock

i put a horse cock in my pussy
by pussy fucker 19 February 9, 2018
mugGet the horse cockmug.

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