Trojan Horsing

When you jizz so much that the condom breaks, and the spry friends fester inside!

Connor Eggs: Please use protection
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!

by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025

Wheel horse

A wheel horse

Girl: hey guy
Guy: what?
Girl: wheel horse
Guy: ok

by WheelHorse July 29, 2021

Horse Gurdian

A majestic creature, a good man who plays to much halo

The Horse Gurdian said, if a football player loses his cock, what might he put down his pants?

by Sadboy666 April 16, 2018

horse eater

keelah

keelah is a horse eater

by imjusasickcunntt May 22, 2023

Horse

My opinion: SCARY 😧

MY friends wrong opinion: the most amazing animal on this planet, a great friend that will love you whatever you do 😊

The horse stomped on the poor body

I love horses

by CheeseBallzzzz February 7, 2022

dry horse

When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry

Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse

by Staff only December 30, 2015

Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023