Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.

Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."

by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013

rocks in the vagina

Shit you say to a hot girl after you've been shutdown

Hey babe what you doing later?
Psssh no.
Bitch you got rocks in the vagina

by U571A April 1, 2015

grumpy vagina

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed

We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.

by Samig April 10, 2015

allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe

todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"

by pseudoef April 27, 2015

allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe

todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"

by pseudoef April 27, 2015

vagina ditcher

someone who is supposed to satisfy you but then ditches you to do something else

He left for vacation, he is such a vagina ditcher!

by annapanna May 5, 2015

vagina greed

When a man wants vagina to the point it's almost insane or dangerous

Whoa! he fucked your mom and your sister and every woman that worked at wal-mart that's vagina greed who needs that much?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 31, 2015