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Wisconsin Turkey

Tying your partner up on a table and putting turkey stuffing inside, fucking them and nutting in the turkey to mix it all up. Oil them up, best with green bay butter and eat it out of them.
Friend: “ hey bro what you doin for thanksgiving
You: “ nothing much, just me and my girl having some Wisconsin turkey”
Friend: “that sounds good, what’s Wisconsin turkey?”
You: “ come over and have a taste”
by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025
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Forest Turk

An otherwise smart person who is particularly gullible when presented with evidence about polish traditions, especially about aliens. Not racist but just not grounded in any sense of reality.
Hey bro - I think I was abducted by aliens last night.

Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.
by BB Marv August 20, 2025
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Cold Turkey

When you have take a piss or shit but you can't because your not near a bathroom, so you have to hold it, cold turkey...
Kiauna "Dad i needa piss!"

Dad "gonna have to go cold turkey until we get to a gas station."
by BluesmanPete October 11, 2025
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Trump Turkey

a turkey that supports trump and hates democrats. Also has a crippling addiction to alcohol and straight 1900s Sherlock Holmes ahh pipes.
by Otistube1 May 25, 2025
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Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself
Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey
by Brainmaker June 20, 2025
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Josk Turkey Truck

A Josk Turkey Truck is a truck that has a long build than a usual truck size. Use this information if you will.
That Josk Turkey Truck is not what it means, but Josk Turkey just means long alright. Please do not win this time as No one can find themselves the one to blame. This Option is a fitness time and due to the wet weather there is a chance to be fluently weird...
Truck Driver: Look how long this truck man 😭😭😭😭😭
The Person: Isn't that a Josk Turkey Truck??
Truck Driver: Yes it is a Josk Turkey.
The Person: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT 😭😭😭😭
Truck Driver: Can you please Shut up.
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Trailer turkey

Pink, plastic flamingo that is typically seen in the front yards of trailer parks.
Look at those trailer turkeys in that trailer park.
by rmed July 6, 2025
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