shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes

A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.

by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

Sam

Chinky bastard that nobody gives a shit about , drink some bleach with that rice

U dirty little sam

by Don’t tell me what to do May 25, 2019

Sam

Sam is a super funny guy who is definitely your best friend. Hes always there for you and even though hes almost always making fun of you he is always making you laugh. You and him could talk for hours on end and you never seem to run out of things to say. Hes always concerned for your mental health cuz im mean your crazy. He is a musical genius and he is amazingly smart even if he doesnt see it. Hes gonna be an NBA star someday and he hopefully will stay in your life forever

Sam is my best friend i love him and would do pretty much anything for him

by greendayaddict2748 March 25, 2020

Sam

Sam is a weird guy...

Bob: "Oh hey look, that's Sam!
Lemon: "Who is that? They have a weird vibe."

by Hdhdhebbxh November 26, 2021

Sam Lawson

Sam lawson is a prick, he leads on girls and chats shit behind there back about how they are slags then try’s to get back with them.

Did you see what sam lawson said about that girl but now he’s trying to get back with her.

by i have chlamydia March 23, 2020

Sam

An idiot who I could totally beat in fortnite.

Stop being such a sam!!!

by Josh772 January 1, 2018

Sam

A very nice and caring girl that will help you with anything. She may be short but she has a good personality and will always be there for you. Some of them like to race cars and others don’t.

Guy # 1: “Woah. Did you see Sam racing? She is so good, she needs to teach me”
Guy # 2: “Yeah, tell her to teach me too”

by thicc berta May 8, 2020