Monster cookied

Really really high from marijuana or thc substances. Super stoned or intoxicated from weed.

Damn bro that blunt has me monster cookied.

by Mr fraser August 24, 2021

Monster

Insecure people who do everything - just everything to equal there empty minds with glitters you never have

You like the monster aleyna she likes pain and rotten

by Ypallas July 12, 2018

Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

My sister is a cookie monster.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 16, 2021

taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013

Buttface river monster

A really annoying person

Yo that kid is a buttface river monster

by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019

Monster School

A series I watched as a little kid instead of Skibidi Toilet which is probably better than Monster School currently, but Monster School in 2018 was peak. Now monster school currently is shit and I would rather be forced to watch Italian Brainrot but no one cares

2019: Let’s get addicted to this Monster School animation!
2025: I hate Italian brainrot but at least it is better than inappropriate content NSFW clickbait cringe Monster School 🥀

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 18, 2025

Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 9, 2021