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Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
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Tree

A plant with leaves and a trunk
Hey, look, a tree
by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017
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Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
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tree speak

all manners of gibberish spoken by too far gone drug addicts (mostly psychedelic users)
tree: there are some Asian countries that offer tripsitting cuz of some religious stuff so you can safely consume virtually infinite amounts of drug combos you know like DMT+MDMA+LSD for extra good trip to unlock your spiritual power you can virtually become God after that

random onlooker: tree speak
by dropthedrugs March 19, 2024
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Tree

I have TREE apples (I have three apples)
by poteticman June 30, 2021
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Tall Trees get cut down

The act of smashing a female who is taller than you.
Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Tree whore

A female who congregates between men to smoke their herb
You're smoking with my ex, she's a tree whore.
by Jboneak July 19, 2020
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