Mormon Piss Water

Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."

Person 1: You drunk yet?

Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water

by YoungSully January 2, 2010

dog piss jones

A phrase popular on the Bubba the Love Sponge show that means shitty.

The sound quality of this MP3 is dog piss jones

by Duke Richards June 27, 2008

Call Of Duty Piss

A long piss you realize you haven't taken after five hours straight of Call of Duty. Usually kind of painful, yet relieves stress and makes your sniping better.

"YES! We just won our 76th Search and Destroy match!" Oh crap. Let's back out for five minutes and take a Call of Duty Piss."

by Kealyyy February 24, 2010

cat piss

bammer(crappy) weed in california that is laced with heroine just so people can sell it. for all the great weed in california, they still had to sell the shitty weed they grew, so they laced it with heroine and kept their mouth shut.

cat piss is usually found in the contra costa county of california.

ay stay away from that guy, hes slangin cat piss, that sorry ass.

by wutitdewdodew April 14, 2006

little piss baby

from a 100 gecs song

person: "hey you little piss baby! you think you so fucking cool? you think your so fucking tough? you talk a big for someone who's such a small truck!"

by kombucha drinker March 20, 2021

Shit-Piss-Combo

The feeling of when you have to shit and piss at the same time thus being a Shit-Piss-Combo

where the fuck were you?
I was taking a shit piss combo

oh shit.
what is it?
I need to take a Shit-Piss-Combo!

by omfgwtfiwwye February 13, 2010

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006