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Nick Pringle

A small sweaty boy who always has overly clammy hands and is generally disliked for his moist handshakes.
by Hambam42069 February 12, 2024
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Crackhead Nick

A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"

A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."

The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.

A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
by Lemmithy October 29, 2025
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Nick

Really cocky guy most likely drinks a lot and gets with a lot of girls younger than him, gets really good grades and is most likely to be in a frat in college and roofie some girl.
“Hey u know nick?”

“Yeah he got with my younger sister
by Unknownbitch15 February 5, 2019
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dice nick

not actually dicing nick with a machete but it's just a clever way of saying nice dick
(the first letters are exchanged)
girl #1: damn did you see that bulge around his crotch?
girl #2: yea he must have got that dice nick
by brokeworse August 15, 2022
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Nick

That one boy every new kid falls for. Usually Hella rude. But if you get to know him he’s super trustworthy. You can go to him for problems. (I know from experience) when you really need help he’ll be there. He gives the greatest advice.
Hey, you needa Nick talk😂
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nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry
nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg
by emosarah May 16, 2018
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Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also ‘Nicking himself off’)
That filthy prick was nicking off behind the sheds when the groundskeeper caught him.
by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022
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