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muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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ninja_muffin99

the guy that made fnf along with some other guys i forgot

go support his stuff, search friday night funkin up and be sure to donate!
Peter Griffin: ey lois lets play the hit ninja_muffin99 game Friday Night Funkin on newgrounds
by foxrii March 27, 2021
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shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.
Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!
by slurret May 17, 2010
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blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)
"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"
by Xela808 January 28, 2015
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Muffinchops

Similar to the famed Muttonchops of the 19th century, Muffinchops are tufts of hair grown thick and long by males as a sign of economic, social, or marital status. The difference between the ancient and modern version is location - Muffinchops appear on the back of the neck instead of the cheeks of the face. So named because of their tendency to curl in two opposing waves like the top of a grilled muffin, they are usually hidden under the longer rear strands of the classic Camaro Mullet so as to identify the bearer only to those who gain intimacy with the subject, usually by admiring his Lynyrd Skynyrd/Def Leppard sleeveless t-shirt or Chevy-emblem wifebeater. Most Muffinchops produce a scent quite similar to that of an un-scrubbed human taint, largely due to similarities in follicle size and absorbency. Widely considered to be a favorable mating characteristic, this is probably the origin of the related terms 'Taint-neck' and 'Spatchback' which outsiders use to identify the common Chopsman in his natural habitat.
While waiting in line at McDonalds at the local truckstop, Edna Mae Sally Jessy Raphael Phillips caught a whiff of Jimbob's pungent Muffinchops and couldn't resist asking him if he had an extra dollar she could borrow to get another Big Mac Value Meal. Twelve years later she has paid him back with eleven children and a beastly gut-flap big enough to conceal a spare track tire for his Camaro.
by Spanky MacKockleberry May 28, 2009
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hot muffins

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.
"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"
by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010
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Scorch Muffins

a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of
did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic
by scorch muffins June 3, 2011
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