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The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare
Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!
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jumbo josh 

i think hes from ban ban or something i forgot but uhh yall know that video about that dancing banana
Jumbo josh: MORTY IM IN CHAPTER 2 MORTY IM CHAPTER 2 JOSH
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do a josh 

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.
I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..
do a josh by and2 October 27, 2012

God-Dammit Josh 

Something everyone says when a Josh fucks up... All Josh's eventually fuck up
Josh: I accidentally burned down your house last night...
Some random person: God-Dammit Josh!!!

Texas Jump Josh 

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so
I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do

battle of the josh 

The battle to decide the done definitive josh
“Did you see the battle of the josh”

“Yeah, I thought josh had it in the bag

My Friend Josh 

Says hes not gay but he is
Me: You're gay

My Friend Josh: I'm not!
My Friend Josh by Baconracetrack December 10, 2021