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horse

the animal that looks like a donkey but is more pretty and tall and is mostly brown in colour and goes:yee haw
where the hell did my horse go!
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Horse Toothin’

Practicing the art of laziness of the body and mind.
Tell Lonnie to stop horse toothinaround!! He’s always late!
by Podney Reete March 11, 2024
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Horse Pocket

A pocket where you keep your horse, primarily used in video games.
Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
by SwampPuppy March 25, 2024
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horse ball

A high level manipulating tactic like gas lighting but way stronger
guy 1 "dude you wanna play orangutan shotput with me NOW!"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"
by johniscool44 April 15, 2024
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horse apiece

Use widely in Wisconsin bar dice game called Horse played for drinks or juke box, often against the bartender. To win, you must win two out of three games. If you each have won a game, it is a horse apiece.

Also often used to state equality.
"You can take County F north or County HH east, the distance is a horse apiece."
by Yellowdog777 April 16, 2024
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Horse Girl

A short girl with a short temper sometimes referred to as “tiny mad”. Overly sensitive like a bitch. Wakes up at 7AM sharp like a psychopath, which coincides with her preference of Orange Sumol.
That Ines Duarte is the antithesis of a Horse Girl.
by ThatOneGuy505 April 17, 2024
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Horse-footing around

Why were you counting us earlier?
Sorry I was just horse-footing around.
by Chiefhorse April 17, 2024
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