Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

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Do you have a flag in your room?

Meaning that you’re white and you have an American flag also implying that you’re a hillbilly <3

Person1: “Do you have a flag in your room?”

Person2: “No I don’t, what does that mean?”

Person3: “Dude, she’s implying the fact that you’re white.”

by NYXLABETCH February 7, 2023

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I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

by Chrisandra February 11, 2023

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I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.

Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

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How many chromosomes do you have?

A response given to someone who says someone who says something extremely stupid or contemptible.
It is often responded with a failed comeback of “more than you” which means the the person who made the comeback roasted their self because having more chromosomes makes you disabled

Person 1: Omg Adele is so hot
Person 2: How many chromosomes do you have?
Person 1: More than you!

by Noonecaresforyou February 21, 2023

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