Golden ass

Someone who is unable to shit outside in public areas but only at home or at places that are extremely clean and hygienic.

Used to describe a person with the fear of having to shit in outside of home.

Judith: Oh crap, i really need to take a shit right now but i can’t
Aidan: Why not? There’s a toilet right there fam.
Judith: Nah bruv, i’ve got golden ass.
Aidan: The fuck?

“Damn this girl is holding in her shit since morning cause she’s got a golden ass”

“Yo how long more till school ends? I’ve been holding my shit in for hours cause i’ve got golden ass”

by The Golden Asshole July 11, 2024

Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

by Special Dan July 12, 2024

Golden Handshake

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.

I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.

“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”

by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024

Vermont Golden Shower

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

by LG633 July 21, 2024

golden fishing rod

the definition is that this is a pain to get in terraria so use heros mod or you will suffer for eternity (totally not eternity mode.) The Defined is golden fishing rod because yes.

THIS IS A PAIN TO GET. DONT EVEN TRY. define rule for dictionary is annoying. the defined of golden fishing rod is pain.

by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023

Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.

The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023